mspbandj:

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

IM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY EMPTY HOUSE LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC AND ITS ECHOING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

mspbandj:

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

IM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY EMPTY HOUSE LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC AND ITS ECHOING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

(Source: allthebestofmemes)

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bbcsherlockpickuplines:

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

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shiningartifact:

Greatest ever response to that question.

(Source: dcwneyjr)

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edwardspoonhands:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Check out the list of the year-end Top 10 of 1994. ACE OF BASE IS ON IT THREE TIMES!
1”The Sign" Ace of Base
2”I Swear" All-4-One
3”I’ll Make Love to You" Boyz II Men
4”The Power of Love" Céline Dion
5”Hero" Mariah Carey
6”Stay (I Missed You)" Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories
7”Breathe Again" Toni Braxton
8”All for Love" Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting
9”All That She Wants" Ace of Base
10”Don’t Turn Around" Ace of Base
This was the year, btw, that Dookie came out, the biggest punk album of the 90s. Longview, the first single of Dookie, peaked at #36 on the Hot 100. THIRTY SIX! 
Oh god there was so much bad music in the 90s. So much…at least the bad music these days is fun to dance to. Look at this list…it was like the highest form of popular entertainment was closing your eyes and FEELING THE FEELS.

edwardspoonhands:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Check out the list of the year-end Top 10 of 1994. ACE OF BASE IS ON IT THREE TIMES!

1”The SignAce of Base

2”I SwearAll-4-One

3”I’ll Make Love to YouBoyz II Men

4”The Power of LoveCéline Dion

5”HeroMariah Carey

6”Stay (I Missed You)Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories

7”Breathe AgainToni Braxton

8”All for LoveBryan AdamsRod Stewart and Sting

9”All That She WantsAce of Base

10”Don’t Turn AroundAce of Base

This was the year, btw, that Dookie came out, the biggest punk album of the 90s. Longview, the first single of Dookie, peaked at #36 on the Hot 100. THIRTY SIX! 

Oh god there was so much bad music in the 90s. So much…at least the bad music these days is fun to dance to. Look at this list…it was like the highest form of popular entertainment was closing your eyes and FEELING THE FEELS.

(Source: theacheofmodernism)

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I hate the homeless… ness problem that plagues our city.
Margaery Tyrell, A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)

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tohad:

TONIGHT I HAD THE IDEA FOR THE BEST INTERNET BUZZ EVER: “And if Disney princesses were Game of Thrones characters”

tohad:

TONIGHT I HAD THE IDEA FOR THE BEST INTERNET BUZZ EVER: And if Disney princesses were Game of Thrones characters”

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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

I can vouch for that, having worked at the airline call center and having had to deal with that all the time

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